Make it cheerful.

Tamara Elsie Pinder. I've recently discovered that burgundy is my favourite colour. I'm really quite shit at writing shit. I'm very hypocritical in the fact I hate hypocrites. I also just googled how to spell hypocrites.

Just chilling.
Feb 20 '12

Oh fuck off you are barely considered human because you’re such a cunt.
Deciding you finally want too loose wait a day before pancake day is not ideal.

Feb 20 '12

Anonymous asked:

this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.

This has happened too many times.

Dec 20 '11

you are a fucking paraplegickicker Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker
you dirty piece of mutton.

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Nov 27 '11
i might buy myself this because it's so pretty and my purse is dead!

Nov 25 '11

WHY IS IT CHRISTMAS I ONLY WANT OT BE SELFISH AND BUY LOADS OF CLOTHES AND BE REALLY PRETTY. :( 

Nov 25 '11

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Nov 23 '11

alicelikesaviation:

lickxme:

oh yeah and yesterday i went to battersea cats and dogs home just out of curiosity…ended up adopting a 15 year old cat with cat aids, literally stood there looking at him and crying like a fat mess haha. i get him next week, he’s currently called indy but i don’t want no hippy cat so i’m thinking of renaming him sausage, or sir sausage

cat aids

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Nov 21 '11
tak3me-away: Thank me later internet oh my god this is addictive omfg. DO IT.  I just played this for 45 minutes no joke :/  omg, omg /: this is retarded but funny 

tak3me-away:

Thank me later internet

oh my god this is addictive

omfg.

DO IT. 

I just played this for 45 minutes no joke :/ 

omg,

omg /: this is retarded but funny 

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Nov 18 '11

it’s hard to smile when you’re as flattened as a panc-c-cake

Nov 17 '11

fluffypaws:

i wish there was such a thing as a never ending cup of tea
it just never empties or gets cold
and you can just drink it and drink it 


forever

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Nov 16 '11

Anonymous asked:

Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

Nov 15 '11

know what i’m getting my boyfriend for christmas.
it’s so awesome i seriously just want to tell you all but i can just in case!!!!
eeeeeeeeee he better love it as much as i do.xxxxxxxxx 

Nov 13 '11

fuckyouinyourgodshands asked:

WAHEY! i'm here baby!

come to me.

Nov 13 '11

fed up of being surrounded by whores, aka my mother.
i hate her most of the time now, and she wonders why I’m so nice to my dad..
well it’s because i know what a bitch he had to live with half his life. 

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Nov 13 '11

fuckyouinyourgodshands asked:

yes tam it's real it was me, i love you... ahahahahaha

oh my gosh lydia, you have no idea how long I’ve been awaiting your sexual advance.

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